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ID#11991 • Welcome to Fak'd 8 TV news, this is Jeff Semprebon and you’re turned on and into the only real fake news that matters today. Gregory Higgins is on vacation although he did send in stories for tonight’s show. Today I will bring you stories on how Bernie Sanders zombie is now running for President, how Pelosi and McConnell will have it out in a cage match, climate change deniers get into fiery conflict, Ronald Crumps version of Armenian genocide.
And, later on in the show, I’ll have an unusual interview with the rapper Dee Jay Tee that actually believes he is the president of the United States. Over to you Mike.

M. Helloooo Fact 8 T V Viewers Mike Cirre here with stories of how opioid manufactures are suing overdose victims for giving them a bad reputation, how an impeachment is detrimental to comedy, how the metric system has been eroding American values, how algorithms are to blame for global warming and how arc builders are suing God for excessive rain that damaged their God anointed Arc.

ID#11812 • The Fake News Crew scores an interview with Dee Jay Tee, but what happened to Greg?

ID#11689 • Fak'd 8 TV News with stories on Getting Drunk and beating your wife, Oxycontin Ski Mountains, and Of Course POTUS Trump.

ID#11628 • Today the Fak'd 8 news guys find out that one of them might get cut from the show. So the three of them compete to be the best anchor and avoid getting cut from the show.

ID#11566 • -Free-Range Tofu
-This lawsuit Brought to You by the Letters F, H, J, Q, and V
-Scientists Find Where They’re Appreciated
- TURBOLAX - (NOT to be confused with tax preparation software!)
-Bankers Explore their Heritage
-Trump Policies Show a Promising Future for Domestic Terrorism
-Future Fuel N’ Fun
-Who Was Most Offended by Media Coverage of the Lincoln Monument Standoff?
-Nuclear Fission Toilets
-Betsy DeVos in Favor of Correcting Some Textbooks
-The Best Lawn/Yard Accessory in the History of America (No appreciation for history required)

ID#11509 • Fake News Stories including Herbal Suicide, Trumps 4d chess set, and the assault rifle doorbell.

ID#11460 • Bring you the hottest fake news including, midterm battle royales, the incoming Migrant Caravan and the hottest holiday gift, space food.

ID#11448 • Anchormen Greg and Jeff bring you the latest fake news stories, including Clinton's 2020 Campaign strategy and the new threat of ISIS in space!!

ID#11441 • We are brining you all the Fake News leading up to this Hallowgiving season,but Russia tried to interfere

ID#11301 • A new word? NRA airline safety? Geophysical Flatulence? Does Reality still exist? Find out in this surreal episode!

ID#11257 • FAK'D 8 is the only news show that guarantees that you will be offended. So if you like to be offended then this is the show for you. Today's head lines are Machine gun backpack, and social justice trigger warning app.

ID#11228 • Exclusive interview with the Lord and Savior Himself also Mike Cirre Gives the Spiritual News.